01 Jun
- Max: No hipster, no. Do not think we're on the same team, we have nothing in common. I wear knit hats when it's cold out, you wear knit hats 'cause of Coldplay. You have tattoos to piss off your dad, my dad doesn't know he's my dad. And finally, you think *click click* this is the sound that gets you service, I think *click click* this is the sound that dries up my vagina.
17 May
The tiniest cat in the world was a Himalayan cat, Tinker Toy, from Illinois. He weighed 680 grams and was 18 inches long and its height was 7 cm ~
(Source: bit.ly)
14 May
i don’t get people who don’t like reading
i mean there are people who are so proud to say that they haven’t read a book since high school
like am i supposed to be impressed by that or

